The past few weeks there has been a slew of open letters written to Miley Cyrus about how she needs to handle her career and herself.

After seeing many of these, I decided it's about time that someone wrote a closed letter to Miley.

So, I got out my computer, opened up word and wrote her a long, heartfelt letter.  As I said, it's a closed letter, so.....well, you can('t) see it here.