The Next Big Trend: Sphincter Tattoos – Another Sign that the End is Near
No, I am not making this up, however, I wish I was. As far as we know, this is not a real trend. But the mere fact it exists is enough to make you hope the Mayans were right about the world ending this year.
According to a report by the "New Times Broward - Palm Beach", the next trend in tattoos may be . . . sphincter tattoos. Their reporters checked out the 17th annual South Florida Tattoo Expo this past weekend, and filmed a woman there getting one. As for having needles repeatedly jabbed into her backdoor area, she said it felt, quote, "really, really good".
And a psychic at the convention even predicted that yes, this is the next big trend. Yeah, psychics are always dead on the money.
So if you want to get in early, I guess you can ask around to see if local tattoo parlors will knock one of these out for you. Or, on second thought, please don't.