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Five Signs You Are NOT Very Good in the Sack

I am quite sure that everyone reading this post thinks that they are God’s gift to their partners when it comes to “extra curricular” activities, but, just allow for a moment the chance, however small, that you may not be any good by checking out the five signs you are NOT very good in the sack. You’re Really Quiet You don’t have to wake up the neighbors. But you shouldn’t [...]

Is Your Face Looking Droopy? It Might Be A New Ailment Called "Smartphone Face"

I don’t know how much stock to put into this, but there’s a new ailment to worry about. It’s called “Smartphone Face”. Apparently, you are at risk if you are one of those people who spend their day staring down at their smartphones. So, again, what EXACTLY is it? It happens when you keep your head tilted downward to stare at your phone all the time . . . the [...]

What Do You Steal? Here Are the Top 10 Most-Stolen Office Supplies

I’d just like to say that, if the boss is reading this, I HAVE NEVER stolen any office supplies and think that people who do should be terminated immediately, awarded no points, and God needs to have mercy on their soul. That said, According to a survey by an office supply company called Banner Business Services, two thirds of us have stolen office supplies at work. And it costs companies [...]

20 Things You'd See With A Gay President

Barack Obama is on the cover of “Newsweek” with the title “The First Gay President.” Obama’s not gay, but what if he was? Here are the 20 Things You’d See With a Gay President: 1. His spouse would have strong, muscular, manly arms . . . so no difference there. 2. Instead of nukes, his biggest issue with the President of Iran would be that tacky jacket! 3. He would [...]

What Do You Think About the Book '50 Shades of Grey'? [POLL]

So, I'm just minding my business, working here at the station last week when my wife calls and tells me brimming with excitement, "I just bought a porno book!" Naturally, I thought she had gone and lost her mind again, but then she told me that the book she bought was "50 Shades Of Grey", a new York Times Bestseller. If it is on the New York Times list, how bad could it be? We want to know what you think about the book by taking our "50 Shades of Grey" poll.

Local Pest Control Expert Reveals What's Up With All The Black Beetles

I swear, you can't go anywhere in Wichita Falls these days without running into them. The large, black, ground beetle that seems to be everywhere this year. But why so many?

For Geeks Only: Behind The Scenes Of "The Empire Strikes Back" [Gallery]

I don’t admit this publicly, most of the time, but I do have a little bit of geek in me. Yes, I do like Star Wars and recently released new behind the scenes photos of the cast and crew show a bunch of people having fun making “Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back”. The cast and crew of The Empire Strikes Back faced a daunting task – how to follow [...]

Could This be the Record for the Most Drugs Ever Recovered From a, Umm… Rectum?

Rectum? It nearly killed him! I really don’t know what to say about a story like this except OMG!!! I’d like to give tentative congratulations to 29-year-old Alex Boulet of Staten Island, New York. Because while I can’t guarantee this is a record, he just might have managed to cram more drugs in his rectum than anyone else ever! Back on the 4th, a Vermont state trooper saw Alex swerving [...]

Top Signs You're a Bad Mother

Mother’s Day is Sunday, and for most people their mother is a symbol of all that’s good in their life. However,their are some bad mothers out there. Make sure you’re not one of them by checking out these “Top Signs You’re a bad Mother”! 1. You formula-fed your newborn so you could save your breast milk for White Russians. 2. You missed your kid’s tee ball games because he sucks. [...]

Snotty-Nosed Brats Pay Attention… Here's Why You Really Need To Thank Mom This Mother's Day

One of my favorite websites is FrugalDad.com, which is absolutely a fantastic site that provides wonderful insights into how to manage your family's finances as well as great money-saving coupons and more. so, since Sunday is Mother's Day, I knew they would have some kind of write up about mother's and all they do.

Make-Up Disaster: Tyra Banks goes For "Smoky Eyes" [Gallery]

America’s next Top Model, indeed. Tyra Banks may be a fashion icon, but these photos from an event in NYC the other night proves that when it comes to trying something new with make-up, leave it to the professionals. She totally overdid the black eye makeup, and ended up looking more like a raccoon. Wow is all I can say.

Ridiculous Stat: 38% of 911 Calls are Butt Dials

It happens at least once a day in the radio station studio. I answer the phone, say, “NIN Hello”, and then… nothing. I can hear maybe a faint conversation going on, some road noise, but now one is there. Yep. It’s a butt dial. Now, thanks to a new study, we know that 911 operators get butt dialed ALL THE TIME. A study out of New York City found that [...]

Will Rihanna Pose Nude For Playboy?

If you haven't seen enough of Rihanna naked yet, here's something to potentially look forward to.

A Collection of the Web's Best Mullets [PHOTOS]

Nothing says you are ready for anything quite like a mullet. I mean, C’MON, business in the front, party in the back? Heck yeah! Hop in your Z-28, pop a Marlboro Red, and enjoy this gallery of 20 of the best mullets from around the web!

The PTC is Demanding Advertisers Boycott America's Got Talent

When Howard Stern was announced as the new judge on “America’s Got Talent“, the Parents Television Council slammed the move. And now, they’re taking it a step further. The PTC has sent a letter to 91 companies that have advertised with the show, demanding that they boycott the new season,which premieres next Monday. Their argument is that Howard is going to destroy your children, and totally ruin humanity. Or something [...]

Meet the 55-Year Old Grandmother Who Wants to Be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

Wait, a minute, a 55-year old wants to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Yep, you read that right. This isn’t your ordinary grandmother, however. 55-year-old Sharon Simmons of Carrollton, Texas has been entering fitness competitions since she turned 50, and has won nine of the 20 she’s entered. She’s also got a six-pack and blonde hair. So Sharon tried out to become a Cowboys cheerleader along with hundreds of other [...]

Check Out What the E*Trade Baby Looks Like Now

Sure , it hasn't been THAT long since the E*Trade baby debuted on TV sets across the nation extolling the virtues of the on-line trading site. But, it has been a few years and young kids change quickly! Check out the "then and now" pictures by clicking on the "More" button.

Watch Octomom Porn Shoot Here! [VIDEO]

"Octomom" Nadya Suleman had sworn she would never stoop to doing porn in order to support her 14 children. But Octomom, who is severely financially troubled, started filming her solo video' in order to get a big pay day. WARNING: OCTOMOM PORN AFTER THE JUMP!!!

The Most Disgusting Habit Is…

I am not sure why someone would want to rank our most disgusting habits, but sure enough, somebody got a government grant and made the study happen.

The good news is that if you cuss like a drunken sailor, your cursing is NOWHERE near as offensive as your two burrito lunch burp. This, my friends, is crucial info. A new poll had people rank other people's habits by how disgusting they are. And here's how the list turned out, from most disgusting to least disgusting . . .

Wanna Get Drunk??…. For Five Seconds? Controversial Spray Makes It Happen.

I don’t know how I feel about this, but apparently, if you absolutely, positively, have to get DRUNK right now, a controversial new oral spray will make it happen for you. However, don’t worry about driving home, because the effect only lasts for about 5 seconds. A scientist in France named David Edwards has invented a mouth spray that gets you INSTANTLY DRUNK. But it only lasts for a few [...]