Chris Callaway
Gallery: Get A Jump On Halloween With a Casey Anthony Mask
Want to get an early jump on your offensive, topical Halloween costume for the year?
When everyone else dresses up as a zombie AMY WINEHOUSE or bullet-ridden OSAMA BIN LADEN, you'll be the only jerk at the party wearing THIS CASEY ANTHONY mask.
Photo of the Day: You Can See a Rich Arab Dude’s Name From Space
July 21, 2011
As you pour money into your gas tank today, and wonder how you'll pay for your kid's next orthodontist bill, I give you permission to quietly curse the name of Sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, which you can see from space. If you can pronounce his name.
He's a 63-year-old billionaire, and part of the family that runs Abu Dhabi, which is part of the United Arab Emirates. You guessed it . . . oil money.
Photo of the Day: Meet the Guy with the World’s Largest Tonsils
July 20, 2011
It's time to salute 21-year-old Justin Werner of Topeka, Kansas. Earlier this year he underwent a tonsillectomy to fix his throat problems, and in the process he broke the Guinness World Record for 'Largest Tonsils.'
Justin's had chronic sore throats and snoring problems for the past ten years.
His tonsils partially blocked his windpipe, and even affected his social life and made him quiet: If he talked too much one day, he'd have a sore throat the next.
Photo of the Day: Behold . . . ‘NippleFoot’
July 19, 2011
"Nipplefoot", in the photo on the left, just made your Tuesday MUCH more interesting! No, this is not Photoshopped, and IS a real medical condition. However, this is the first time it has been seen on a foot!
(Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images) Police Give New Meaning To The Word “Jerks”
July 18, 2011
Anabela Weber is a perfectly healthy 4-month-old baby . . . no thanks to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, who give new meaning to the word "Jerks".
In March, Anabela's mom Genevieve went into labor with her two weeks early in Portage la Prairie, Manitoba (--45 miles west of Winnipeg).
Genevieve had complications when she gave birth to Anabela's 3-year-old sister, and doctors warned her that she would need a C-section for the new baby.
Man Gets DUI While Winning A County Fair Demolition Derby
July 18, 2011
David Warner collided with several cars last Wednesday night and ended up getting a DUI. Yep, that's his mugshot to the left, That wouldn't seem strange . . . except he was winning the county fair demolition derby at the time.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer Leaks [VIDEO]
July 14, 2011
A teaser for Christopher Nolan’s Batman threequel ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ is expected to play before ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2′ on Friday, but that hasn’t stopped the internet from leaking it a few days early.
People Are Harassing The Wrong Casey Anthony [Video]
July 14, 2011
The harrassment is still ongoing for the wrong Casey Anthony. There's a 43-year-old black guy in Darby, Pennsylvania who's absorbing far, far more than his share of the grief targeted at CASEY ANTHONY. The reason? His name ALSO happens to be Casey Anthony.
Small, tasteless joke: Ain't this JUST like America, man. A 25-year-old white woman gets away with murder and people immediately start blaming it on the black man. (KIDDING!)
Share Your Most Embarassing Moment and Win A Family Four-Pack Of Tickets To Cast-Away Cove
July 13, 2011
Time for an "embarrassing moment" contest! Just share your most embarrassing moment, and win a family four-pack of tickets to Castaway Cove. The best story wins.... we'll pick a winner on Friday. So, what are you waiting for?
Just to show I'm a good sport, here's my most embarrassing moment:
Meet The Largest Baby Ever Born In Texas
July 12, 2011
On Friday, Janet Johnson of Longview, Texas gave birth to the biggest baby in Texas history.
Someone get this woman a jug of whiskey and an ice pack, STAT!
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Really Is A Vegetable… Now
July 8, 2011
I've said for years that one of my favorite vegetables is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese! Now, as it turns out, I am right! Parents have been trying to get their kids to eat vegetables forever, and clearly it hasn't worked. So it's officially time to move to Plan B: TRICKING your kids into eating vegetables, and Kraft has taken the lead!
flickr user Generic Brand Productions A Chick-Fil-A In Wichita Falls? Don’t Hold Your Breath: Pt. 1
July 6, 2011
Wichita Falls still has no Chick-Fil-A. In fact, 929 NIN has conducted several unscientific surveys over the last couple of months about what retailers are "most wanted" in Wichita Falls... The number one answer: Chick-Fil-A. So what gives?
In June of last year, the Times-Record news ran an article, stating that the restaurant chain was "anticipating building in Wichita Falls."
