Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Behold, the oxymoron of sentences (except it's totally not). This American journalist once flubbed his line and told the world, "And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
Lauryn Hill Sentenced to Three Months in Prison for Tax Evasion [VIDEO]
Singer Lauryn Hill, who pled guilty back in 2012 to three counts of tax evasion, has been sentenced to spend three months in a federal prison after failing to file tax returns on the $1.8 million she earned between 2005 and 2007 -- even though Hill claims that she's already collected some $970,000 towards the debt.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer from across the pond has some very strange family dynamics. As she once complained, "He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."
Lindsay Lohan Did an Interview Before Her Stint in Rehab to Talk About How She Doesn’t Need Rehab
Before finally going away for her 90 days in court-mandated rehab, Lindsay Lohan decided to talk about rehab, drugs and alcohol (the LiLo trifecta) with London newspaper the Daily Mail, because maybe she thought the Brits would be nicer to her.
The article is definitely a TL;DR type of situation -- so we read it for you and compiled the best quotes about the rehab sitch. Don't say we never did any
Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Marries Sugar Bear in a Camouflage + Orange Wedding [PHOTOS]
Never one to change their lifestyle because they're making bank on reality TV, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June got married this weekend in redneck style. And by that we mean "in a camouflage wedding dress with bright orange accents and rainbow colored flowers."
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Check Into Rehab Right
Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."
Justin Bieber Lets Germany Keep Mally the Monkey
Late last month, Justin Bieber was forced to leave Mally, his pet Capuchin monkey, in a German quarantine when he didn't have the correct paperwork to bring the animal into the country. So instead of getting said paperwork to retrieve Mally from the Munich animal clinic, Bieber's team has now decided to just leave him there.
Looks like all Jimmy Kimmel's violent threats to have David Hasselhoff ta
So Here’s Reese Witherspoon in Handcuffs [VIDEO]
Moments after Reese Witherspoon's husband Jim Toth was pinched for driving under the influence and Witherspoon was arrested for sassing an officer, she was videotaped in handcuffs -- and not in the way people would pay good money to see.
We're guessing this will most likely put a snag in her status as America's Sweetheart.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."
Tara Reid Reportedly Demands a Retail Discount, Is Denied, and Then Throws a Hissy Fit
Tara Reid spent her second weekend at Coachella allegedly demanding discounts at clothing stores, not being recognized and then getting kicked out of said retail establishments for throwing drunken tantrums.
Harry Styles Calls His Time With Taylor Swift ‘A Huge Pain in the Arse’
In a recent interview, Harry Styles from the UK boy band One Direction decided it would be a great idea to spend the time he should have been talking about the group's new documentary to instead slam all his ex-lady loves.
Including Taylor Swift.