Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."
Adam Lambert Proves His Good Taste by Citing David Bowie as His Muse + Inspiration
In an mini-essay entitled 'Beware of the Diamond Dogs,' modern glam-rocker Adam Lambert cites old-school glam-rocker David Bowie as his main musical inspiration.
If you're surprised by this, you obviously don't know much about either one of them.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
The term head-banger just reached a whole new level. Said this wild-haired singer, "I can't towel-dry my hair, because it'll tangle. So I put a towel on the bed and smack my head on the bed."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
They say a good teacher can change your life, and this actress agrees, saying, "I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they're pooing 'cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
Justin Timberlake Drinks a Whole Lotta Tequila + Plays Mini-Golf on ‘Jonathan Ross’ [VIDEO]
To further advance his plans for world domination, Justin Timberlake appeared on the British talk show 'The Jonathan Ross Show.' And when talk turned to 901, JT's new brand of tequila (yeah, he has one of those now, named after the area code in his hometown of Memphis), Ross opened the bottle and they downed two shots.
Then he challenged the singer to three rounds of mini-golf. And the drinking d
The Best + Funniest Celebrity Photobombs
Merriam-Webster defines the term "photobomb" as ... well, absolutely nothing, because photobomb has yet to be added to the dictionary. It's more one of those "you know it when you see it" sort of things.
Olivia Wilde Takes Jason Sudeikis to a Strip Club, Proves She’s the Best Fiancee Ever
Further proving she's a keeper, actress Olivia Wilde recently took her betrothed, comedian and 'SNL' cast member Jason Sudeikis, on a romantic date at a strip club. Because making it rain at home is just no fun at all.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
So Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now [PHOTOS]
Oh, Amanda Bynes. What are we going to do with you.
The actress troubled media fodder (who's tried in the past to make turbans happen and likes celebrating holidays with her breasts) is now using Twitter to reveal a whole new Amanda Bynes.
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
Justin Bieber Was Booed at His Own Concert For Being Beyond Fashionably Late [VIDEO]
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Justin Bieber's fans may be quick to mob anyone who criticizes him, but after he showed up a full two hours late for a performance in London -- on a school night, no less! -- all those Beliebers turned their poison arrows on him instead.