Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Sean ‘The Bachelor’ Supposedly Offered His Own Sperm to Help His Sister Get Pregnant. Wait, What?
Sean Lowe, star of this season's 'The Bachelor,' is thisclose from pretend-proposing to one of two women before they inevitably break up and go their separate ways.
So it's a good thing they don't know he possibly offered to give his own sister his sperm so she could have a baby.
Harry Styles Is Hit in the Groin With a Shoe, Goes Down Like a Fainting Goat [VIDEO]
One Direction member Harry Styles obviously angered someone at their concert in Glasgow, Scotland on Tuesday (Feb. 26) when not one but two shoes were thrown at the singer, hitting him in the crotch.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)
Justin Timberlake to Host ‘SNL’ + Perform for a Week Straight on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’
Justin Timberlake has some pretty damn good PR people.
After announcing his new album 'The 20/20 Experience,' it seems like you can't go anywhere without being slapped in the face with an appearance by JT. Grammys, pre-Super Bowl concert, Brit Awards, we could go on and on. We're surprised he hasn't shown up in our shower yet.
Continuing the Timberlake saturation, it's been announced that he will
Jessica Simpson Is Pretty Set On Naming Her Second Baby ‘Ace’
Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace.
Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop.
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Adam Lambert Flawlessly Performs Full Version of Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ in Korea [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert teased us with a cover of Rihanna's ballad 'Stay' last week, hinting that it was a sign of things to come. Well now we know he meant that he was practicing for a performance. In South Korea.
Paul Ryan + Eddie Munster – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Did you know that television's Eddie Munster grew up to become a member of the House of Representatives and the Republican party's 2012 VP hopeful, Paul Ryan? If you didn't, that's because we made it up to prove a point. And speaking of points, check out those sick widow's peaks!
Kesha Will Drink Her Own Urine in Her Forthcoming Documentary. As You Do.
In “that's not that surprising for a woman who sexes up ghosts and wears underwear made from human teeth” news, Kesha's upcoming documentary 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life' will feature the singer drinking her own urine.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This tennis player probably didn't mean to sound hooker-ish when she claimed, "I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!"
No Unflattering Photos of Beyonce Are Allowed to Exist + More
- Beyonce's publicists ask BuzzFeed to remove all ugly photos of their client.
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Arrested on Stalking Charges. Argh!
Peter Robbins, the now 56-year-old child actor who once voiced Charlie Brown in all those 'Peanuts' cartoons, was recently arrested in San Diego on five felony charges, including one count of stalking and four counts of threats to cause death and bodily harm.
Good grief, bro.
Taylor Swift’s Newest Breakup Song Unveiled on ‘Conan.’ Sort Of. [VIDEO]
Taylor Swift is embarrassed about the public mocking of the recent turmoil that is her love life, so here's a video parodying a possible breakup song from the ever-hilarious late night host Conan O'Brien.
Lance Armstrong Comes Clean to Oprah About Competing Dirty + Doped [VIDEO]
While we were drinking and live-tweeting the first part of his interview on Jan. 17, Lance Armstrong was sharing what he assumed was his deep dark secret with Oprah Winfrey and the world: He used performance-enhancing drugs during his record-setting seven Tour de France wins.