Cassandra Rose

Late last month, Justin Bieber was forced to leave Mally, his pet Capuchin monkey, in a German quarantine when he didn't have the correct paperwork to bring the animal into the country. So instead of getting said paperwork to retrieve Mally from the Munich animal clinic, Bieber's team has now decided to just leave him there.

Looks like all Jimmy Kimmel's violent threats to have David Hasselhoff taken out were all for naught.

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Moments after Reese Witherspoon's husband Jim Toth was pinched for driving under the influence and Witherspoon was arrested for sassing an officer, she was videotaped in handcuffs -- and not in the way people would pay good money to see.

We're guessing this will most likely put a snag in her status as America's Sweetheart.

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Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."

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Tara Reid spent her second weekend at Coachella allegedly demanding discounts at clothing stores, not being recognized and then getting kicked out of said retail establishments for throwing drunken tantrums.

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In a recent interview, Harry Styles from the UK boy band One Direction decided it would be a great idea to spend the time he should have been talking about the group's new documentary to instead slam all his ex-lady loves.

Including Taylor Swift.

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It's "official," meaning FOX has finally decided to address what everyone knew months ago: Khloe Kardashian will not be returning to host season three of the 'X Factor.'

Fellow host Mario Lopez, on the other hand, is allowed to come back because dude, have you seen him without a shirt?

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This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."

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This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."

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After Justin Bieber angered everyone (well, almost everyone) by hoping that teenage holocaust victim Anne Frank would have been a Belieber, the writing staff at 'Conan' decided to imagine what it would be like if the tween sensation wrote messages to other historical figures.

Watch out, Joan of Arc, Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. -- faux-Justin Bieber is about to be insensitive, and you're the targets.

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Adam Lambert is one of the most impressive vocalists in the music industry today -- yet he still can't help but feel that he's the odd man out sometimes.

But ever the optimist, he doesn't let that cloud rain on his parade. Instead, he says that this same outsider status gives him a better POV than most entertainers, and it's also given him the unique chance to be a role model.

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Gerard Butler really needs to stop messing with our hearts, because we're falling for him hard.

First he recreated '300' for his fans, then he talked about dressing up for vagina festivals and he even humored the troops. Now he's lifting weights with children and hugging them and it's possible my ovaries just passed out cold.

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To promote her upcoming film 'The Bling Ring,' actress Emma Watson decked herself out like hooker-turned-socialite Julia Roberts in the romantic comedy 'Pretty Woman.' (Either that or she needs a new stylist, and stat.)

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