Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: Chris Brown Was Accused of Assaulting a Girl
Chris Brown, who will probably always be known as "that guy who beat the hell out of Rihanna," has once again been accused of assault -- this time against a 24-year-old female nightclub-goer.
Apparently Dame Judi Dench Makes Naughty Needlepoint in Her Free Time
Proving even more what a BAMF she is, Dame Judi Dench once spent her downtime on movie sets doing subversive needlework littered with words you can't say on network television.
Today in Kim + Kanye: Engagement Rumors and Explaining Where Their Kid’s Name Came From
Baby North West's name has finally been explained, and there's so much exposition needed that this kid is going to need pie charts and bar graphs on the playground.
Meanwhile, everyone ever is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, but sources close to the couple insist it's just not true.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Obviously animals only procreate to be made into fur coats. At least according to this model, who said, "I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!"
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Despite his body being mostly made of water and despite swimming in tons of water for a living, this Olympian once made the vast understatement, "Water is practically a part of my life."
Miley Cyrus Cusses a Paparazzo Who Asks If She’s Pregnant [VIDEO]
Miley Cyrus was leaving a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills to deal with a reported case of laryngitis when she was swarmed by photographers who wanted to know how she was feeling -- and one in particular who wanted to know if she was knocked up. (Because if celebrities are sick, they must be in the family way?)
But Miley found her voice enough to let the woman know how she felt about that que
Johnny Depp Finally Talks About His Split from Vanessa Paradis
Johnny Depp split from long-time girlfriend (and the mother of his two children) Vanessa Paradis back in June of 2012, but in the year since, he's been pretty mum about the whole thing -- until now.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Remember that time the Beatles got back together? Neither do we, but this girl group member does, explaining, "You know how the Beatles broke off -- they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Adding credence to the old adage that when it comes to brains, pro athletes are sometimes a few players short of a team, this former basketball player once bragged, "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees."
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Probably Won’t Get as Much as They Want for Baby Photos
Now that the prodigal Kardashian princess has arrived as a result of the union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, momager Kris Jenner can rest easy that the new bundle of joy will bring the family a hefty payday.
Just not quite as much as she once might have.
Mila Kunis (Sort Of) Admits She’s In Love With Ashton Kutcher
Notoriously private actress Mila Kunis still refuses to talk about boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, but that didn't stop her from teasing a reporter about how being in love is the best thing ever.
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan-Tatum Share First Picture of Daughter Everly [PHOTO]
Sexiest Man Alive (now Sexiest Dad Alive) Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum recently had their first baby, a girl they named Everly. And now the proud new parents are giving everyone a peek at her.