Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This socialite and daughter of rock royalty is a fan of Jennifer Aniston's -- just not her hideous face. As she tells it, "I like her cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else."
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
She wasn't due until next month, but apparently the bun in her oven decided it was fully baked, thanks -- because Kim Kardashian has given birth to a daughter.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This gorgeous mansion in the Carribean is currently on the market by its silver-haired owner, whom we're pretty sure came out of the womb with his grey locks intact.
Lindsay Lohan May Have Been Forced to Switch Rehab Facilities Due to ‘Disruptive Behavior’
Yesterday (June 13) it was reported that Lindsay Lohan had left the Betty Ford Clinic to finish out her 90-day court-ordered rehab at the Cliffside Center in Malibu, and that she'd done so simply because the latter facility was better equipped to handle longer stays.
But sources are now saying La Lohan was punted from Betty Ford for problematic behavior.
Eh, we'd buy it.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Well, they do say ignorance is bliss. This rock star once said, "Only dumb people are happy."
Lindsay Lohan Leaves Betty Ford and Relocates to a Malibu Rehab Center
After 30 days, Lindsay Lohan has left the Betty Ford Clinic to complete the remainder of her 90-day court mandated rehab stint at the Cliffside Center in Malibu. And everyone -- prosecutors included -- signed off on the deal.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer turned Playboy model got her start after being discovered on a reality show, but she lost what little clout she had by saying, "I don't condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man. Can you guys say that he wasn't? He ran a country."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This pop star, known for her intriguing and often provocative clothing choices, once confessed, "I think there's a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line."
‘90210’ Star Ian Ziering Finally Fulfills His Dream of Becoming a Chippendale [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Ian Ziering, the former '90210' star who dreamed of becoming a Chippendales dancer, finally made his debut with the long-running all male-revue -- taking to the stage as the group's guest headliner on Saturday (June 8) to plenty of hoots and hollers in Vegas.
Joan Rivers to Swap Lives With Bristol Palin for the Weirdest Ep of ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ Ever
Bristol Palin and her sister Willow will be switching places with Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa for an upcoming ep of 'Celebrity Wife Swap' -- even though calling a few of them "celebrities" is questionable and no one involved here is a wife.
They're just picking names out of a hat at this point, right?
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This actor could change people's lives -- if he cared to. As he once explained, "It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself."
James Franco Dressed Up as Janet Leigh in ‘Psycho’ Because … Oh Who the Hell Knows [PHOTOS]
James Franco is at it again -- and by that we mean he's doing something weird for no reason, except maybe just because he can.
This time around? He's recreating the horror film 'Psycho' dressed as Janet Leigh in a video art exhibit called 'Psycho Nacirema.'