Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Distraught Student Blames Breakup for Failing to Do Her Homework
"My dog ate my homework" is just so passe.
99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket List
It was a trip to the slammer nearly a century in the making.
Superfit Man, 90, Does More Pull-Ups Than You Ever Will
Man, the senior citizens of the world are kicking our butts.
115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During Chase
You may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.
‘La La Land,’ Hillary Clinton, Atlanta Falcons — Which Stunning Loss Was the Most Devastat…
Hillary Clinton. The Atlanta Falcons. "La La Land." All know too well just how crushing losing can be. But which defeat was the worst?
Fed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper Letter
This fella is ready to a-ply for different work.
Ferocious Alligator Swoops In and Steals Boy’s Catch Off His Fishing Line
You know, there's a reason people are afraid of alligators.
Man Grades Ex-Girlfriend’s Letter of Apology, Puts It Full Blast on Twitter
Love hurts. Almost as much as getting an "F."
You Know You’re Staying at a Bad Hotel When…
Sometimes, it's best to keep driving until you find a better place to rest your head.
Whoops – Wife Accidentally Donates Husband’s Shirt With $8,000 In It, Receives True ‘Mirac…
This is the type of guy to give you the shirt off his back. He just doesn't know it.
Genius Solves the Office Birthday Card Conundrum That Plagues Us All
Not sure what to write on a birthday card for that guy in accounting you never speak to? Don't fret.