Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Nordstrom Is Selling $85 Rocks In Case You Have Money to Waste
Nordstrom Rack has given way to Nordstrom rock.
Ridiculous Survey Reveals Names of Women Who Make the Best Wives
As it turns out, Miss Right does have a first name.
Is Milk Actually a New Trend at Fancy Dinner Parties?
Milk does a dinner party good.
Brazen Thief Steals $1.6 Million in Gold in Broad Daylight Like It Ain’t No Thing
Unless you're a leprechaun hanging out at the end of a rainbow, no one should have such easy access to gold.
Agile Woman Deftly Escapes Onto Car Roof During Flood
A flood may have taken this woman's car, but there's no way it was going to take her.
Domino’s Is Creating Pizza-Delivering Reindeer
Looks like presents aren't the only thing reindeer will be hauling this holiday season.
Man Throws Woman Out of Car During Blind Date, Eludes Cops
It's hard to say if this guy is worse at dating or driving.
Gravy Candy Canes Are Here. We Don’t Know If That’s a Good Thing.
It sounds like a combination a nine-and-a-half-month pregnant woman may crave.
What Is the Best Thing About Thanksgiving? [POLL]
There are a lot of things to like about Thanksgiving.
‘Blissful’ Man Has No Idea (Or Desire to Know) Who Won Presidential Election
This guy is definitely not part of an informed electorate.
Runaway Deer Sideswipes Unlucky Cross-Country Runner
The biggest threat to finishing a cross-country race should be blazing heat and cramps, not the animal kingdom.
Man Without Shirt Braves Frigid Cold to Save Dog That Fell Through Ice
It's not hard to explain how this guy managed to remain so cool under pressure. Not wearing a shirt in the wintry weather will do that.