Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship
Respect. Compromise. Understanding. That's the old school way to keep your relationship going strong.
Twerking Girl Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
Tinder Is Coming to Desktop, Swipe Anywhere Anytime
If the ease of swiping on the go isn't enough, you'll soon be able to do it while sitting down.
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.