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Woman Gives Herself a Sperm Facial Every Day
Get a "load" of this woman.
Car Wash Manager Stuck on Giant Brush Goes on Squeaky Clean Ride of His Life
We can't imagine there are many things that happen at a car wash that are too memorable. Vacuum stops working? The caranuba wax leaves a streak? The vending machine won't change a dollar?
89-Year-Old Slays Crowd During Hilarious Stand-Up Comedy Debut
Forget Amy Schumer. Don't even think about Louis C.K. Nope, the next big stand-up comedian is Chuck Esterly.
Bartenders Share the Worst Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Make You Go Home Alone
The art of picking up a woman in a bar goes back to the first watering hole that ever opened back in caveman times.
This Is What Happens When You Eat Cereal That Expired in 1989
There's a reason food has an expiration date.
Woman Happily Lets Venomous Spider Crawl on Her Face, Clearly Tempting Death
This woman's love of spiders is written all over her face.
Guy Politely Wakes Drunk Stranger Who Fell Asleep in Wrong House
You know those stories where someone drinks so much they wake up in a Dumpster, a boat or Cleveland? This is better.
Kayak Polo Player Suffers Injury That Will Turn Your Insides Out
If you're like any red-blooded American male, you've been thinking, "Hey, I'd really like to see a gruesome kayak polo injury." Well, your wait is over.
OK Corral Re-Enactment Features Real-Life Shooting
The Wild West is still very wild.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
Insecure Woman Signs Boyfriend’s Penis to Keep Him Faithful
This lady cannot keep her hands off her man, but not the way you think.
Life Winner Steals Ex-Boss’ Truck for Two Asinine Reasons
Scott Vandiver needs to find a better way to deal with his emotions.