Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Texas Drive-Thru Worker Leaves Mic On, Talks About Weed, Heroin
The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.
McDonald’s Serving All-Day Breakfast — Is Texas McMuffin or Biscuit Country?
McDonald's rolled out its all-day breakfast program on Tuesday, and late-sleepers, college students and stoners rejoiced. Before breakfast-lovers across the nation go into full celebration mode, however, the full breakfast menu isn't available everywhere. Instead, a limited breakfast menu is being offered, and varies by location.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Film Crew Robbed While Shooting Video on Houston Pride
A film crew was robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday while shooting a video about Houston pride.
Oklahoma Teen Accidentally Shoots Self Twice in 3 Months
An Oklahoma 16-year-old is hospitalized after officials said he accidentally shot himself in the leg for the second time in three months.
Texas Woman Dies After Eating Tainted Cucumber
A salmonella outbreak linked to contaminated cucumbers imported from Mexico by a California company is being blamed for the death of a Texas woman.
Portrait of Bill Cosby, Made Entirely in Rapeseed, Pulled From Fair
A portrait of Bill Cosby, made entirely of rapeseed, has been pulled from the Minnesota State Fair.
Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life
A Mexican man claims to have the world's largest penis, measuring in at nearly 19 inches long, and says his large package is ruining his life.
Still From ‘Jurassic Park’ Included in News Coverage of Houston Flooding
Either someone snuck a still from Jurassic Park into a news station's coverage of Houston flooding, or it it is the end times in Texas, y'all.
Firefighter Accused Of Posting Explicit Video Of Ex To Porn Site After Break-Up
A Lubbock firefighter is placed on administrative leave after being indicted on allegations he posted video he secretly recorded of his ex performing sexual acts while they were dating to a porn site after she broke up with him.
Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now
An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.
Texan Takes Patriotism To New Level, Waves US Flag in All 50 States
While most of us will be celebrating Independence Day with sizzling grills, chilling beers and bursting fireworks, one Texan took his patriotism to a whole new level, by traveling to all 50 states and shooting video of himself waving the American flag in each one.