Tony Kerns

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Ok... the easy stuff first.  I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque.  I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.)  I'm a huge geek, and proud of it.  At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff...  My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people.  In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?"  Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me.  Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.  If you don't laugh your butt off listening to my show, then I haven't done my job. Join me and I promise you great music and laughs to be had.  And if you don't laugh, you'll probably sit there thinking, "I can't believe he just said that..."
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Charlize Theron Sex Tape, and Other Great April Fool’s Day Jokes [VIDEOS]

One day removed from April Fool's Day and as best as I can tell, most of my friends just stayed home and let the day pass.  For me, April 1st hasn't been about the jokes, but seeing the jokes celebrities and companies put together.


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First Official Theatrical Trailer for “Total Recall” Remake [VIDEO]

No Arnold and no Mars.  This time for "Total Recall" we have Colin Farrell and a futuristic Earth.  Not sure if that's better or worse.


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Three Winners So Far For Friday’s $640 Million Mega Millions Jackpot

Three lucky ticket holders in Maryland, Kansas, and Illinois will be sharing Friday's $640 million Mega Millions jackpot, believed to be the largest lottery jackpot in history.


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New York City Removes References To Dinosaurs and Halloween In Tests

Apparently, the unalienable human rights laid out by our forefathers were life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and to never be offended.


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“DWTS” Pro Needed Therapy After Working With Kate Gosselin

Popular "Dancing With The Stars" pro Tony Dovolani reveals in an interview that he needed some professional help after dealing with one of his more difficult partners on the show.


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“Twins” Sequel To Star Schwarzenegger, DeVito, and Eddie Murphy [VIDEO]

Yep... Hollywood ran out of original ideals a long time ago.


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Poison Centers Warn Teens and Parents About Risks of “Cinnamon Challenge” [VIDEOS]

A popular Internet meme has lead medical experts across the country to warn people about the consumption of ground cinnamon.


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Charlie Sheen Appears on “Today”, Apologizes For His Behavior [VIDEO]

The legacy of Charlie Sheen will be some of the greatest movies to come out the 80s, one of the most successful television sitcoms of all time, being the highest paid actor on television, and unfortunately having the biggest public break down ever.


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WFHS Coach Carl Pennington Fired Despite Public Support

Monday, the WFISD School Board held an open meeting, allowing the public to address the board about the "nonrenewal" letter Wichita Falls High School Coach Carl Pennington received last week, ending his employment with the WFISD

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Will Ferrell Announces “Anchorman” Sequel on “Conan” [VIDEO]

Comedic genius Will Ferrell appeared in character as Ron Burgundy on tonight's episode of "Conan" on TBS with a big announcement.


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“Neighborhood Watch” Trailers Pulled After Trayvon Martin Shooting

The shooting of Trayvon Martin in Florida by a Neighborhood Watch captain is sparking controversy across the nation.  In an attempt to avoid the negative press spilling over to their film, Fox has pulled the teaser poster and teaser trailer for their upcoming film "Neighborhood Watch" from theaters in Florida

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