Tony Kerns

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Ok... the easy stuff first.  I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque.  I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.)  I'm a huge geek, and proud of it.  At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff...  My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people.  In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?"  Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me.  Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.  If you don't laugh your butt off listening to my show, then I haven't done my job. Join me and I promise you great music and laughs to be had.  And if you don't laugh, you'll probably sit there thinking, "I can't believe he just said that..."
"The Host" Teaser Trailer (Image via Youtube)

Teaser Trailer for “The Host”, Another Film Based On a Stephanie Meyer Book [VIDEO]

Twi-Hards rejoice, there's more theatrical Stephanie Meyer after "Twilight" leaves the theater.


Army Staff Sgt. Robert Bales (Image via Wall Street Journal Youtube)

US Soldier To Be Charged With 17 Counts of Murder In Afghan Massacre

Army Staff Sgt. Robert Bales, the soldier accused of being the lone shooter in the mass murder of Afghan villagers on March 11, will be officially charged today with 17 counts of murder.


Whitney Houston Performs In Milan (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

Whitney Houston’s Death Ruled an Accidental Drowning

The L.A. County Department of the coroner has released the official cause of death for Whitney Houston.


Cate Blanchett (no photoshop) vs. Demi Moore (photoshop) (Images via The Economist/Helena Rubenstein)

Cate Blanchett Refused Photoshop, Demi Moore Didn’t

Cate Blanchett, the 42-year-old Academy Award winning actress, has made a very bold decision, going against the trend and appearing on the cover of a magazine with no photoshop touch ups around the same time Demi Moore comes under fire to a photoshoot with too many touch ups.


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New Katy Perry Video for “Part of Me” [VIDEO]

"Part of Me" is Katy Perry's record-breaking 6th #1 single of a single album, "Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection".  The song is reportedly a jab and Katy's now ex-husband, comedian Russell Brand, with some critics saying that the lyrics are empowering, while others say they are a little too vicious

Warner Bros. Pictures Premiere Of "Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire" (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

“Harry Potter” Villain Sent To Prison For Taking Part In London Riots

More legal trouble for one of Draco Malfoy's sidekicks.

Jamie Waylett, known for playing Vincent Crabbe in the first six Harry Potter films, is facing legal troubles again, this time resulting in a 2-year prison sentence

Motley Crue And KISS Announce Their Co-Headlining Tour (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

KISS & Motley Crue Slam Rihanna & Pop Music Performances [VIDEO]

Big news in the world of Rock this week, a joint tour featuring musical icons KISS and Motley Crue.  During the press conference announcing their 40-date tour, simply called "The Tour", the ever opinionated KISS bassist Gene Simmons explained to the crowd what kind of show they can expect to see, while taking a shot at Rihanna and live pop-music performances today,


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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Now Aliens, According To Michael Bay [VIDEO]

Michael Bay, why do you hate my childhood so much?

After being regularly criticized for his three "Transformers" films, Michael Bay has now switched his sights on ruining the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

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“Teen Mom” Star’s Family Happy That The Series Is Ending

One more season of the original "Teen Mom" and that's it!

MTV recently announced that the antics of Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood and Catelynn Lowell from "Teen Mom" will come to an end with the conclusion of the upcoming season

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Disney Expected to Lose $200 Million on “John Carter”

Being billed as a sci-fi film of "Star Wars" proportions, there were a lot of expectations for the film based on the literary character the debuted 100 years ago.  Unfortunately, it looks like the expectations were too high and "John Carter" is failing on the level of "Waterworld", with Disney reporting a $200 million loss

DC Rally Protests Sudanese Regime's Food Blockade (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

George Clooney Gave Brad Pitt’s Name When Arrested In Washington D.C.

Last week, George Clooney and a group of fellow protesters were arrested outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington D.C., protesting the Sudanese government for cutting off aide to a half-million citizens. 

Toddler In Wheelchair and Body Cast Searched by TSA (Image via Youtube)

Video of a Toddler in a Wheelchair Being Searched By TSA Goes Viral [VIDEO]

In just two days, this video has surpassed 81,000 views.  Under the title "TSA Nabs Suspected Al Queda Terrorist At Chicago Airport, A toddler in a wheelchair", the video shows then-3-year-old Rocco, in a wheelchair with a bodycast, being searched by a TSA agent.

According to the boy's father, Matt DuBiel, the video was made in 2010 when the