Beauty Isn’t in the Eye of the Beholder, It’s in the Forehead!

Remember the good ol' emperor and his new clothes? We'll he's back and this time he's sporting a mean lookin' pastry smack down the center of his forehead, and apparently it's to die for.

"The Bagel head"  is rumored to have started in Canada (of course) and has now made its way into Japan (aren't they the smart ones?). To clarify, people are actually spending money and 2 hours of their life that will never be recovered to have a procedure done in order to make it appear that there is a bagel underneath the surface of the forehead ...

During the procedure saline is injected just under the skin and the "artist" goes to work shaping the masterpiece into a lovely accessory which may be enjoyed for a full day before the saline is absorbed by the body.

This had better not be contagious.