You’re ready to take the plunge.  How do you spend your last night of freedom?  Praying?  Calling your ex-girlfriends?  Here’s my list of the best places to spend that great night in Wichita Falls.

Ok… a “gentlemen’s club” may be the obvious answer, but that doesn’t make it the wrong answer.  No matter what night you and the guys go out, there’s something going on at Maximus.  Show up Sunday night for Amateur night.  Just imagine how your bachelor party would go if you see a girl you went to high school with taking the stage for her first time.  The completely remodeled Maximus features big screen plasma TVs,  on-site photography, nightly drink specials and a great VIP section you can reserve for your party.  And don’t forget to take a good, long shower after the club.  If your fiance sees glitter on your when she gets to the altar, you’re screwed.

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Depending on how uptight your soon-to-be wife is, this may be your last chance to feel like a kid.  Get your buddies together and have a night out at the plex.  Drop a roll of quarters in the video arcade and get your name on the top of the “Dance Dance Revolution” scoreboard, an honor that may last longer than your marriage… just saying.  Spend some time in the batting cages and imagine your mother-in-law’s head is the ball (HOMERUN!).  Race to the finish in the go carts in a “Loser Buys The Beer” race.  Just keep in mind, when your best man is on the mini-golf course screaming “IN YOUR FACE!” to a 7-year-old, it might be time to go.

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Buddies.  Bowling.  Beer.  Need I say more?

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Be honest… You’re going to get wasted.  No real bachelor party is complete without booze.  The Iron Horse has 20 different beers on tap and even more bottled.  You’re also going to hear the best music Wichita Falls has to offer like  Brazos Stone, Queen For A Day, A Formal Affair and The Killdares (just to name a few).  Remember, always drink responsibly.  But this is your bachelor’s party, so forget that!  Make sure you try each and every drink The Iron Horse has to offer, stage dive during A Formal Affair’s opening song and drop some lung butter (vomit) on your fiance’s ex’s car.

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You’re getting married.  ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND?!  ONE WOMAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?  AS YOU GET OLDER AND WRINKLY, SO DOES SHE!  EVERY MORNING WHEN YOU WAKE UP, SHE’S THERE!  CHECK YOURSELF IN FOR SOME MUCH NEEDED MENTAL HELP!