This pop star, known for her intriguing and often provocative clothing choices, once confessed, "I think there's a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line."
This actor could change people's lives -- if he cared to. As he once explained, "It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself."
Being a supermodel is tough work. This one once explained of her so-called craft, "In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it's not like a blank stare."
This former actress is unaware that cameras are said to steal your soul, which could be why she once said, "I'm on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa."
Dumb celebrity quote -- or utterly insane celebrity quote? You be the judge. This actor who once asked a reporter, "Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp."
We're sure it made sense in his head. This former sports star once mused, "I definitely want to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet."
Man, it is so out of vogue to beat your children these days. Before she became a mother herself, this singer said, "I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids."
This actress has been places you can't imagine. As she explained in an interview, "I thought Celestia was from another planet called the Fourth Dimension. I escaped to the Fourth Dimension."
Behold, the oxymoron of sentences (except it's totally not). This American journalist once flubbed his line and told the world, "And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
This singer from across the pond has some very strange family dynamics. As she once complained, "He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."
This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."