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Couple Gets Into Fight Over American Idol

Eric the Intern — Sat, 25 May 2013 01:10:31 +0000

You thought nobody watched American Idol anymore. Last week, 48-year-old Karen Harrelson of Red Lion, Pennsylvania and her boyfriend, 57-year-old Gregory Stambaugh, were at home, drinking beer, scotch and tequila, and watching the “Idol” finale.They started arguing over who was going to win. It’s not clear who supported whom, but one of them was a [...]

Guy Accidentally Puts Handcuffs On and Gets Arrested

Eric the Intern — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:23:09 +0000

This has to be one of the easiest arrests ever. On Saturday, 21-year-old Aaron M. Perez of Centralia, Washington and a friend bought some handcuffs at a thrift store. The friend slapped the cuffs on Aaron and threw the key on the lawn.Turns out the handcuffs worked and they couldn’t find the key. Aaron was [...]

Girl Brags About Hit and Run on Twitter Gets Busted

Eric the Intern — Thu, 23 May 2013 01:16:58 +0000

Let’s just say you got away with a crime, the dumbest thing you could possibly do is brag about it on any social media. On Monday, a girl named Emma Way was driving around a corner in Norwich, England, just as a bunch of cyclists came riding in the other direction on a 100-mile race. [...]

Worst Honeymoon Ever Ends With Husband Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute

Drew Weisholtz — Sat, 18 May 2013 07:37:27 +0000

You know how they say the honeymoon ended before it even began? Well, that’s actually true in the case of Mohammed Ahmed. The 21-year-old man from Illinois was arrested for soliciting a prostitute…while on his honeymoon! Ahmed, who was in Orlando, Florida with his new bride, was caught when he met an undercover detective posing [...]

Woman Catches Car Thief in Her Drive Thru

Eric the Intern — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:28:44 +0000

Nothing worse than your car getting stolen, but I am sure there is nothing more satisfying than catching the thief yourself. On Tuesday, Virginia Maiden of Kennewick, Washington woke up and found someone had stolen her 1995 Toyota 4Runner. She called the cops to report it missing, then went to her job at McDonald’s. A [...]

Men Can Now Experience the Pain of Child Birth [VIDEO]

Eric the Intern — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:47:44 +0000

“How bad can child birth be?” said no man ever. We know that it is painful, someone decided to make a machine that simulates pregnancy. Their is no way a man designed this machine. Two men visit Dr. Julie Masters, who places electrodes on their abdomens to simulate the contractions experienced in labor. Before the [...]

Harlem Shake Goes Terribly Wrong [VIDEO]

Bethany Lee — Mon, 13 May 2013 16:40:35 +0000

Just when you thought the meme had gone away, these guys decided to make a video.

Guy Runs From Police Into an Alligator

Eric the Intern — Sat, 11 May 2013 01:34:53 +0000

If you run from the police, you could probably expect some karma later in life. This guy ran straight into karma, but karma had teeth. Yesterday, around 2:45 A.M., police in Pinellas County, Florida pulled over 20-year-old Bryan Zuniga of Pinellas Park, Florida for swerving. After Bryan stopped, he got out of his car and [...]

Intel Employee Gets Kick Me Sign Put on Him

Eric the Intern — Thu, 09 May 2013 01:36:48 +0000

The stereotypical bullying thing is to put a kick me sign on someone. I have never seen this in my life, but it is happening at a pretty respectable company. Harvey Palacio of Albuquerque, New Mexico is an employee at Intel. He just filed a lawsuit against the company because his coworkers put a “kick [...]

Tan Mom Releases Terrible Debut Single and Music Video

Bethany Lee — Wed, 08 May 2013 17:04:29 +0000

The Chelsea Lately dance crew is taking it to a whole new level!

Would You Spend Your Life Savings on a Carnival Game? This Guy Did [VIDEO]

Bethany Lee — Wed, 01 May 2013 16:39:30 +0000

Somebody stop him. Please.

Bulls Fan is Suing Derrick Rose for Being Injured

Eric the Intern — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:53:05 +0000

I think this guy maybe a little to obsessed with the Chicago Bulls. Last year, Derrick Rose from the Chicago Bulls tore his ACL in the NBA playoffs and missed all of this season. Rose is the Bulls’ best player, but he isn’t the real victim of this story. No, the real victim here is 25-year-old [...]

Cheerleaders Failing [VIDEO]

Eric the Intern — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:32:35 +0000

The poor cheerleaders put up with a lot, but some of these girls just maybe should not have been cheerleaders. If you did not know this cheer leading is one of the most dangerous sports in America. More people are injured cheer leading than football or hockey. Now in this video some of the girls [...]

Man Gets Arrested for Abusing Free Sample Trays

Eric the Intern — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:08:19 +0000

I remember eating several lunches as a kid off of the free sample trays at Sams Club. Well a guy got arrested for abusing the trays and maybe ruining it all for us one day. 68-year-old Erwin Lingitz, of Gem Lake, Minn., who says he was roughed up at a Cub Foods when confronted over [...]

Woman Calls Cops for Harrasment After She Gets Busted for Shoplifting

Eric the Intern — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:31:14 +0000

This woman got caught red handed, but she did not play it out so smoothly afterward. On March 26th, a woman called the police in Crestview, Florida to report that a man was harassing her at Walmart. So the cops headed over to investigate. Well, turns out the man was actually a Walmart security guard. [...]

Guy Takes Dump in Store While Stealing Clothes

Eric the Intern — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:35:00 +0000

If you are shoplifting I would think you would not be wanting to do anything that would draw attention to yourself. This guy did nothing even close to that. Earlier this week, 42-year-old Gregory Vice of Louisville, Kentucky went to a Dollar General store, took off his clothes, and put on some clothes from the [...]

Wife Embarrasses Cheating Husband With Huge Billboard

Eric the Intern — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 01:23:23 +0000

If this guy ever had a shot at having a real relationship again in his life, it probably is not happening near this highway. A woman named Jennifer in Greensboro, North Carolina suspected that her husband was cheating on her. Thanks to a GPS tracker, she was able to take photos of him in the [...]

Kid Will Serve 90 Days in Jail if he Says "Bingo!" [VIDEO]

Eric the Intern — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:29:21 +0000

In Kentucky they take their Bingo very seriously. Lets be honest when your parents take you to Bingo with them as a kid. In your head you just want to yell it so bad. Well this kid did simply that and could face jail time if he does it again. Last month, Austin Whaley walked [...]

Woman Gets Caught With Over 600 Pills in Body Cavities

Eric the Intern — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:42:43 +0000

You always hear the stories of people smuggling drugs inside their bodies. I still have no idea how this lady pulled this one off. On Friday night, police in Waterville, Maine got a tip about two drug dealers coming into town from New York City. Around 12:30 A.M. on Saturday, they pulled over the suspects, [...]

UO Professor Gets Aggressive Toward Students [NSFW VIDEO]

Bethany Lee — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:36:19 +0000

When this professor lost his cool, someone decided to preserve the incident on the Internet.