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8-Year-Old Gets Botox Injections From Her Mother [VIDEO]
Can we please get together and make kiddie pageants illegal? Also, someone needs to slap this mother. Hard.
Morons
Morons
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Little Girl Plays With New (Dead) Best Friend, Mr Squirrel [VIDEO]
What happens when your daughter brings home a dead squirrel and decides to play with it? Why, you pull out the video camera, of course!
That's exactly what two dumbfounded parents did in this video, in which their adorable little daughter decided to befriend a squirrel killed moments earlier by the family greyhound.
The daughter can be seen cradling the squirrel and pressing it against her body as if it were a dog. Which would be kind of cute, we guess, if it were, you know, actually alive.
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Vacationing IT Consultant Unknowingly Live Tweets bin Laden’s Death
May 3, 2011 Sohaib Athar was vacationing in the mountains outside of Abbottabad, Pakistan, late Sunday night when he heard the sounds of helicopters closing in.
The IT consultant had his laptop with him, so he began live-tweeting what we now know were U.S. special forces descending upon Osama bin Laden's hideout.
"Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it," Athar concluded after realizing what he had done. Read on to see highlights from Athar's tweets, detailing this historic event.
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Man Tattoos Images Of William And Kate Onto His Teeth
May 1, 2011 I thought I was doing good by being up at 4am to watch the wedding coverage, but a man in England took it even farther for William and Kate's nuptuals.
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Mississippi Town Foils Westboro Baptist Church Protest
The Westboro Baptist Church has made a name for itself by protesting funerals of fallen soldiers and celebrities in order to get media attention, while being allowed to under protection of the First Amendment
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Charlie Sheen Claims Donald Trump Gave Him Fake Jewelry As a Gift
April 26, 2011 One might argue that Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump are the two most talked about figures in today's pop culture world.
But just because they share the same flair for controversy and self-promotion doesn't mean that Sheen is supporting Trump's unusual run for President.
In fact, Sheen is quite wary of The Donald, telling the crowd at the Palm Beach, FL, stop of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour an anecdote about the time Trump gave him a gift of a pair of cufflinks, which Trump had bragged were platinum and diamond and worth $100,000.
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Police Use Lollipops to Subdue 350-Pound Man
April 26, 2011 Thank goodness a police officer in Macon, GA, had a stash of lollipops in his car last week.
The tasty treats came in handy after an agitated, 6'4," 350-lb. mentally ill man began threatening health care workers with a broom and razor.
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Snooki’s Weight Loss
The "Jersey Shore" star is a constant source of ridicule for her height (only 4'9". By definition, a "little person".), her drinking problems and her weight gain. After being busted for public intoxication, Snooki has made some strides in kicking her drinking habits
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Woman Kills Cat to Make Costume for Lady Gaga Concert
April 18, 2011 Lady Gaga is known for her outrageous costumes and her dedicated fans. Now, the combination of the two may have led to a grisly crime.
Oklahoma woman Angelina K. Barnes is being charged with animal cruelty after she allegedly killed her family's cat and used the feline's blood to make an outfit she planned on wearing to a Lady Gaga concert. The authorities were alerted after a family member found Barnes covered in blood.
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Child Support To Cover Children’s Meals At McDonald’s
There must be something in the fries at McDonald's for a mother to think she'd win a court case that demanded weekly child support funds to sustain her kids' Golden Arches habit.
The Australian mother demanded $1450 per-week to cover living expenses for herself and two children, including a $150 a week for blue jeans, $60 a week for McDonald's binging and $100 weekly for gifts.
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The Situation’s Club Demands
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, the world's worst roaster, is now a spokesman for Devotion Vodka (yet another reason why I like Gordon's). Part of his job as spokesman is to tour clubs around the country and promote Devotion.
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No More Girl Scout Cookies For You
Instead of canvassing the neighborhood, Abigail and Caitlin Mills of Hazelwood, MO, have for the last six years conducted their annual sale of Girl Scouts cookies from their parents' front yard.
The duo ran into a snag this year, however, when a neighbor complained to the local authorities about the commotion caused by this Thin Mint commerce.
Citing this complaint and a code against selling products from the home, the city of Hazelwood demanded the girls take down their stand.