There is a certain type of crayfish that some will keep as a pet that if just dumped in the wild will multiply rapidly and it doesn't need a mate to do it.
Next time you feel a little crazy for finding that random moment when those scissors glide-cut through that bright green, snowman-covered paper, just enjoy the moment.
Recently someone made the comment to me about, "How come a Hooters like restaurant doesn't exist with guys dressed up?" Well...it did. The ladies just didn't support it.