Ebay Seller Offers 19th Century Photo of Vampire Nic Cage for $1 Million

I really wish I was making this up, but obviously this seller on Ebay is.

According to ebay user "jack_mord", who is listed as a "Top Seller" on ebay, this is a photo from 1870 of a man that looks so much like Nicolas Cage that it must be him.

"Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."

I really hope this guy isn't remotely serious, but the rest of his ebay listing seems legit.  Aside from the $1,000,000 price tag, the seller also offers a 3 day money back return and the chance for the buyer to have a photo expert authenticate the photo before money changes hands. 

With people like the Hiltons, anyone from a "Real Housewives" show, and the cast of "Jersey Shore", its obvious that you don't need to be smart to have millions of dollars.  I'm mildly concerned that someone will try to buy this.

via Ebay