If you are shoplifting I would think you would not be wanting to do anything that would draw attention to yourself. This guy did nothing even close to that.

Earlier this week, 42-year-old Gregory Vice of Louisville, Kentucky went to a Dollar General store, took off his clothes, and put on some clothes from the rack. In between taking off his clothes and putting on the new clothes, Gregory squatted down and pooped on the floor.

Naturally, that got a ton of attention.  Some other customers saw him and honestly probably some people smelled him. He was arrested and charged with shoplifting, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and criminal littering. Yes that is right, criminal littering.

[ABC 11]