Photo Courtesy of Orlando Police Department

Stupid Criminals are now trying to get into Disney World for free. How dare you desecrate the happiest place on earth. 

Last week, 74-year-old Emerito Pujol of Miami, Florida was in Orlando and really wanted to get into Epcot for free.  So he decided to impersonate a federal officer to get in. Emerito flashed a fake badge and said he was an undercover federal officer who was pursuing a suspect inside.  When a second employee came over, Emerito changed the story and said he was, quote, "guarding someone important."

They called over a sheriff's deputy . . . and at that point, Emerito admitted he wasn't an officer.  He got his fake badge for contributing to a nonprofit group called the American Federation of Police. He was arrested for unlawful use of a police badge, falsely impersonating an officer, and petty theft.

Did he really think he would get away with it? In my head I know it wouldn't work, Disney security would have their eye on you all day.

[Orlando Sentinel]