Grumpy Cat has proven herself to be quite the business cat. People are snapping up drinks, cleaning products, t-shirts, and even apps to keep users entertained. Now she can add another notch to her resume – cover model. Has someone finally found a way to make her happy?

Parade Magazine set out to find out what GC likes, starting with a feather teaser and working their way up to hay and fake mice. While nothing quite does the trick, they do find something that might have made our feline friend happy after all. Sure, it’s all an advertisement, but it’s Grumpy Cat. Plus, I now know that I need to pick up Parade Magazine. Like, now.