This morning, Kidd Kraddick starting talking about someone that keeps stealing his parking spot at the studio, but somehow the convo took a hilariously drastic turn.

It went from innocent talk about parking spots, to female problem excuses, then all the way to Kellie Rasberry busting out a couple of bottles of pills that she nonchalantly refers to as her "pooping pills."

Hey, everybody poops - just not everybody talks about their doo-doo issues on a nation-wide live radio show. We can't make this stuff up people.