We explain daily tasks in deep sensuous sexy voices to make it naughty. Want to know how to drive a manual, cook Blue Apron, or unclog a drain. We can help!

Sexy? Creepy? Disturbing? Yes, yes, and yes.

Listen and watch the videos below and tell us who did it best.

UPDATE: You wanted this… We had to cut our Make It Naughty segment short so Big Al didn’t get his turn. You wanted him to do this, so we let him. What do you think? Well worth the wait?