Lindsay Lohan Plans to Become a Hermit to Ward Off Trouble After Rehab
Apparently rehab is working so well (now at least) that Lindsay has no plans of falling off the wagon again.
Sources close to the troubled star say she finally realizes she has a problem and has admitted to being “powerless” to her many demons. Demons which are only exacerbated in New York and Los Angeles — so she plans to get out of dodge.
Upon her scheduled release in August, LiLo will reportedly shun big cities and take herself somewhere devoid of paparazzi, where she’ll supposedly find her true self.
Let’s just hope the process doesn’t involve a vision quest or anything — because while peyote may be natural, we’re pretty sure her probation officer would still count it as a drug.