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Monkeys! *shakes fist*

Yes, they can be awfully cute at times, like when they groom each other or wear people clothes and shop at Ikea. But they can also be quite larcenous, and we have tons of proof.

And it's not just food that they're after. A monkey might take a liking to your sunglasses, or that fancy new bag you just got. The lesson to be learned here is, when monkeys are around, hold onto your belongings—for nothing that is not attached to you is safe from their kleptomaniacal, human-like fingers.

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