Pizza Hut Want To Handle Your Valentine’s Day Proposal For You

Hey, guess what? The limo is RED, just like Pizza Hut. Because nothing is as romantic as running around in a giant red Hummer. Just sayin’.

Yep, red too. JUST LIKE PIZZA HUT! However, call me naive, but I don’t remember having ever seen a ruby engagement ring before. Sure, an occasional sapphire has popped up on my radar, but not a ruby. Oh well, it’s the thought that counts!

Neato, RED fireworks… Just like Pizza Hut. Although, I have to admit that a personal fireworks show is a pretty cool idea. I mean, as long as it’s not a couple of red sparklers and a roman candle. You’ll have to read the fine print.

You guessed it… RED flowers! All together now… Just like Pizza Hut! i could not find what variety flowers or a quantity so let’s just hope that the mighty PH doesn’t go cheap and just do red carnations.

Sorry, this item is not available in RED. Shocker, I know. However, purchasing the Pizza Hut “Tie The Knot” package will provide you with a professional photographer/videographer to preserve the special moment for all of history to see. I imagine too that Pizza Hut will have you sign something that says they can show your embarrassing proposal over and over again until, for the rest of your life you will be known as the “The Pizza Hut Proposal Guy”. All I can say is… well, it IS a legacy. The only thing worse would be for her to turn you down! Then you’d be “The Rejected Pizza Hut Proposal Guy” for the rest of your life.