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Grumpy Cat continues her reign in the field of merchandising with an all-new book that is available for pre-order: The Grumpy Guide to Life. Now, in addition to her first book, you’re able to not only guzzle down her delicious Grumpuccino drink, play her phone app, and eliminate odors in your home, but you’ll also get advice that you know won’t sugar coat anything.

Your favorite grumpy feline has been busy as of late. She’s been striking a pose for the “Daily Grump” on her Web site, and she recently visited Disney World and met the Seven Dwarfs. Where she finds the time to write a book we don’t know, but what we do know is that it will be an entertaining read.

The back cover of the book boasts:

In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky side of the story: Grumpy Cat. Packed with new photos and more demotivational messages than you can roll your eyes at, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help you get in touch with your inner grouch.

The book is available for pre-sale through Amazon for only $9.98, and will be released on August 5th.