Make Prom Better With A KFC Corsage [WATCH]
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I thought it was a joke, but apparently it’s not. You can actually buy a corsage made out of fried chicken for your prom date. What a time to be alive. Make this prom season awesome.
Order your corsage online, and it will arrive at your door with a coupon for one piece of KFC Original Recipe, Extra Crispy, or Grilled chicken. Go pick up some fresh bird from your local KFC restaurant, and you’re good to go.
Dudes in high school, don’t miss out on this opportunity to be the guy your date talks about for the rest of her life. I can guarantee she’ll remember you forever. She’ll probably talk to her friends years from now, and you’ll even come up in conversation. Unfortunately, it’ll be as “that guy who made me wear fried chicken to prom.”
Girls, this is a great way to have a snack literally on-hand all night. But, you’ll be wearing chicken. Just, I don’t know, make sure it matches your dress?
Maybe this isn’t such a brilliant idea after all.