RompHim Is a Man’s Romper That No One Asked For
This will either be the newest fashion craze or the newest punchline.
Ladies and gentlemen — especially gentlemen — please feast your eyes on the RompHim, a romper designed for grown men. You know, in case any grown men out there want to dress like a little boy.
The RompHim has a KickStarter page where you can learn more, if you’re into being educated about this sort of thing. The company easily passed its $10,000 goal, proving there must be some market for grown men who want to show off their inner three-year-old.
It comes with a zipper in the front for when a man has to do man’s business in the bathroom, even though he’s dressed like someone just asking to be beaten up by a real man.
The RompHim comes in four colors — red chambray, blue chambray, splatter print cotton and a special edition Fourth of July theme — none of which do much to disqualify the notion that this is ugly.
As you may have suspected, Twitter has some thoughts on the RompHim.
If you're boyfriend wears a RompHim.
DumpHim, You have a Girlfriend. pic.twitter.com/RhojMZBMLp
— JekyllorHyde (@JekyllorHydecom) May 15, 2017
you're all weak and your masculinity, fragile pic.twitter.com/gQez6sn7Bu
— ⛸️Kiley⛸️ (@mochamik) May 15, 2017
Curious about the #ROMPHIM demographic of men comfortable enough to wear a romper but too fragile to actually call it a romper. Who are you?
— Will Standish (@wbmstandish) May 16, 2017
We wonder why America is failing? People have pledged $50K on @kickstarter for the "RompHim." They're PJs for "adult" men."
— Shira T. Center (@shiracenter) May 16, 2017
I will kick my friends in the balls if they try to wear a RompHim around me. That's what good friends are for.
— Gran Fuma aka 3BPM (@Gran_Fuma) May 15, 2017
@fmanjoo Just me, in a RompHim, with a fidget spinner, and a grande Unicorn Latte. That's what I want the world to remember about 2017.
— Myke (@MikeWehner) May 15, 2017
Ban men. pic.twitter.com/pmc9xVD7U2
— Madison M. K. (@4evrmalone) May 15, 2017
Fun Fact: 92% of RompHim buyers believe Bernie would have won.
— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) May 15, 2017
The cool thing about the RompHim is that it allows the flexibility for you to beat the shit out of yourself for wearing one.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) May 15, 2017
i think we've taken crowdfunding too far https://t.co/F2xnnswdLC
— Brett Molina (@brettmolina23) May 15, 2017
Tired of "Wazzzzaahhhhhh" as an opening line at rooftop brunch parties? pic.twitter.com/rK2OjNxvMS
— Ben Boskovich (@benbosk) May 15, 2017
In the hood, they call this the "JumpHim" #RompHim
— Artist Rafi Perez (@Rafiwashere) May 15, 2017
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