By now I'm sure you have heard of the book 'Fifty Shades of Grey', it's all the literary rage right now. But if you haven't, it's an erotic romance trilogy of books about a woman and her, let's just say, not-so innocent desires.  I haven't read the book myself, but from what I hear, it's basically like reading porn.

Selena Gomez proves herself to be a consummate actress in her Funny or Die parody of the erotic relationship novel. In the soap opera-style short ‘Fifty Shades of Blue,’ Gomez falls hard for Carl, a gnarly house painter.

Selena is in awe of dirty overall wearing, pimple faced, coughing Carl from the get-go and is intrigued by his caulking gun, saying, "What was that contraption? He was introducing me to a whole new world, and I was ready."

Carl shows Gomez the inside of his van, refers to her as “husky” and says she has a “thick frame” - every girl's dream - then tosses her a can of paint to carry into the house.

He asks for her signature on the bill. She leaves her digits, ‘Call Me Maybe’ style. She draws hearts and Xs and Os, which he ignores. He notes that for a quiet girl, she “full on creeped me out.”

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