Well Simon Cowell has finally tied the knot, but to whom? It would have to be somebody pretty special to meet the standards that I imagine Cowell would have to have in a wife. So who better for Cowell to marry than someone just like himself?

In a new viral video that's sure to be the only thing people are talking about, Simon Cowell has done just that. Married himself! The video was made for the Comic Relief charity's Red Nose Day campaign and features a wide array of Britain's celebrities including Sharon Osbourne, Robbie Williams, "Britain's Got Talent" winners Paul Potts and Ashleigh & Pudsey, "X Factor U.K." judge Louis Walsh, "BGT" runners-up Jonathan & Charlotte, Simon's pop-star ex Sinitta, "BGT" judges David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, and Amanda Holden, "X Factor U.K." host Dermot O'Leary, and "X Factor U.K." alums JLS, Olly Murs, Rylan Clark, and Stacey Solomon.

Dozens of the guest try to stop the wedding, admitting their true love for Simon, but with a wedding this perfect, it's going take a whole lot more than a bunch of jealous guests to stop this ceremony.