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		<title>County in Ireland Will Let You Drive Drunk with a Permit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 02:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric the Intern</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I know their is a stereotype that the Irish love to drink, but this new law they are trying to pass is not helping change that stereotype. The local council for Kerry County in south-west Ireland has approved a measure that would allow police to issue permits to people living in rural areas that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I know their is a stereotype that the Irish love to drink, but this new law they are trying to pass is not helping change that stereotype. </p>
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		<title>Guy Attempts to Rob a Little Caesers While Drunk&#8230;Does Not Succeed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric the Intern</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is why you should not drink alone because I am sure your friends would tell you this is a terrible idea. On Thursday, 25-year-old Ryan Hopkins put on a ski mask and sunglasses and went to a Little Caesars pizza place in Versailles, Kentucky.  In theory, his plan was to rob the place, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">This is why you should not drink alone because I am sure your friends would tell you this is a terrible idea.</p>
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		<title>Wanna Get Drunk??&#8230;.  For Five Seconds? Controversial Spray Makes It Happen.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 14:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Callaway</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know how I feel about this, but apparently, if you absolutely, positively, have to get DRUNK right now, a controversial new oral spray will make it happen for you. However, don&#8217;t worry about driving home, because the effect only lasts for about 5 seconds. A scientist in France named David Edwards has invented [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don't know how I feel about this, but apparently, if you absolutely, positively, have to get DRUNK right now, a controversial new oral spray will make it happen for you. However, don't worry about driving home, because the effect only lasts for about 5 seconds.</p>
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		<title>Man Gets DWI While Driving Zamboni</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bethany Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hockey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He's a perfect candidate for a drunken lawn mower story.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He's a perfect candidate for a drunken lawn mower story.</p>
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		<title>Man Gets DUI While Winning A County Fair Demolition Derby</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Callaway</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[David Warner collided with several cars last Wednesday night and ended up getting a DUI. Yep, that&#8217;s his mugshot to the left, That wouldn&#8217;t seem strange . . . except he was winning the county fair demolition derby at the time. David won the small car division at the Jessamine County Fair in Kentucky (&#8211;just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>David Warner collided with several cars last Wednesday night and ended up getting a DUI. Yep, that's his mugshot to the left, That wouldn't seem strange . . . except he was winning the county fair demolition derby at the time.</p>
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		<title>Drunk Driver Asks Police For Directions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 11:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bethany Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arrested]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you're driving drunk, who's the best person to ask for directions?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you're driving drunk, who's the best person to ask for directions?</p>
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		<title>Drunk Birds Don&#039;t Fly Well</title>
		<link>http://929nin.com/drinkingflyingdeath-for-birds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 14:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bethany Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunk animals are almost always interesting. Just like people, when birds get drunk it can spell trouble for them!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drunk animals are almost always interesting. Just like people, when birds get drunk it can spell trouble for them!</p>
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