This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
This singer and actress thinks you should do as she says, not as she does. Despite believing it's wrong, she perpetually ponders, "Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? ... I know you're not supposed to question God."
The term head-banger just reached a whole new level. Said this wild-haired singer, "I can't towel-dry my hair, because it'll tangle. So I put a towel on the bed and smack my head on the bed."
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."
They say a good teacher can change your life, and this actress agrees, saying, "I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they're pooing 'cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
If a lot of celebrities had dictionaries, maybe they wouldn't say so many doltish things. Example: This famous-by-marriage woman once said, "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."