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11 Thoughts Bradley Cooper Had When Named People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:42:04 +0000

Bradley Cooper has been named PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. He says that the first thing he thought upon winning the honor was, “My mother is going to be so happy.” Sure, that’s what he says, but when you’ve been told you’re the hottest of the hot, there are other things that race through your mind, first.

Thanks to our Columbo-like detective work, we’ve actually uncovered the first 11 thoughts he had when learning the news that no man on earth is better looking than he is:

20 Jokes About the Duggar Family Having a 20th Child

92.9 NIN — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:19:29 +0000

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have announced they are expecting their 20th child, due in April. The Arkansas couple and stars of TLC’s ’19 Kids and Counting,’ clearly love children, so while they busy themselves sprucing up their nursery yet again, we thought we’d honor their 20th bundle of joy with — what else? — 20 jokes about having such a large family.

1. Having 20 kids is not going to make people have a better opinion of Arkansas.

11 Jokes About Lindsay Lohan Returning to Jail

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:29:46 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is going back to jail for violating her probation. No, this is not a rerun of a story you think you’ve heard before, although it sure sounds like it, since this will be her fifth stint behind bars.

While the ‘Mean Girls’ star has been sentenced to 30 days, officials expect she’ll most likely serve six. Lohan has to turn herself to begin serving her stint in the slammer by November 9, so while she preps for her return, we thought we’d help look at the lighter side with these jokes:

12 Jokes About Jessica Simpson Being Pregnant

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:11:40 +0000

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.

Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant: