Sometimes, just so I can absolutely BLOW A GASKET I watch "Toddlers and Tiaras" and then a healthy dose of "Dance Moms". I have thought, for the longest time, I might add, that these shows represented the height of bad parenting. But alas, I was wrong. If little Lisa has some extra time in her busy schedule this week, may I suggest pole dancing! And no, I am not making this up.