Stupid Criminals

The Sunshine State's stupid criminal cup runneth over. The newest addition to the Bat-sh*t Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame is 23-year old Jadian Hatfield of Pensacola, Florida. Hatfield's ex-boyfriend is 25-year-old Brandon Fleming of Baker, Florida, and the two of them have a two-year-old song together...

We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our manhood? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.

Nothing spices up a marriage like a good bedtime threesome and nothing spices up a good bedtime threesome like gunfire, a standoff and the SWAT team. Hopefully when these people get out of jail, they’ll start making videos.

We've had some weird dreams before, but never has our first thought been to call 911 immediately after waking up. On Sunday (Sept. 2) 18-year-old Mark Welch of Orlando, Florida had a crazy dream and called 911 to report it. Welch said that he first told his parents that everything that occurred in his dream was really happening, but they didn't believe him...

There's only one way to play AC/DC music.  And that's with the volume jacked up to wake up the neighbors!.  53-year-old Joyce Coffey of Epping, New Hampshire is living proof.

It’s September, which means the nation is starting to go football crazy. Ohio woman Janine Fulton recently took football insanity to a new level when she filled a couple official size Wilson balls with pills, marijuana, cigarettes, cell phones, and cell phone chargers and tried to toss them into the Richland Correctional Institution in Mansfield, OH.

Before I tell you this story, this could only happen in America. Oh my goodness there is fresh food on our table and we are upset about it. Sorry it wasn't cooked the way you wanted it. How about you cook dinner then? On Sunday night, 45-year-old George Rhome of Port Marion, in southwest Pennsylvania, was having dinner with his son and daughter-in-law.

I was not aware that MacGyver was locked up in New Mexico, or at the very least, his long lost relative. Carlos Garcia is a convicted murderer that used a Popsicle stick with a razor blade attached to it to saw through the bars in his prison window. It's crazy that a murderer could get out of prison with just a Popsicle stick and a razor blade, but that's not the craziest part of the story. Read M

Who doesn't love some spicy food? I am in love with Louisiana Hot Sauce myself, but a man in England was having a craving for some hot peppers and he didn't have the money to pay for them. So he decided to steal them in his MOUTH.

Who has not watched the Mission Impossible movies and wanted to grapple down through a hole in the roof? Well three teenagers in Houston decided to do this to a shoe store in their local mall.

On Monday, a 24-year-old woman and 27-year-old man in San Antonio were arrested for allegedly shoplifting from a Family Dollar store. As the cops were separating them at the station, the man proposed to the woman.

Indiana, you guys sure do harbor some weird ones.  This is Steven O'Bryant of Knox, Indiana and he was arrested on Monday (8/20) and charged with four counts of child molestation. As you can see, his mugshot shows a tattoo of random scribbles all over his face, and the best part - a dotted line across his neck with the caption "CUT HERE...