Stupid Criminals

Now I enjoy playing video games like anybody else. I play a lot of Xbox live games but I have never been into MMORPGS (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game). "Runescape" is one of these games where you go on quests, collect treasure, and level up.

22-year-old William Jenkins of Palmetto, Florida has just made his way to the top of our list as the world's worst son.

A Pennsylvania woman stabbed her boyfriend Tuesday night after her boyfriend slapped her badly sunburned butt.

This woman got arrested and we don't want to glorify that, but she's one of the top candidates right now for "Girlfriend of the Year". We should all be so lucky.

First the Octomom turns to porn, then the child-tanning mom puts her weathered mug all over TV, and now this! The Mother of the Year race is truly heating up with no clear front-runner.

On Saturday afternoon, police in Miami got a call about a naked man on an off-ramp who had assaulted a homeless guy and was eating his face. Yeah, you read that right.

Rectum? It nearly killed him! I really don't know what to say about a story like this except OMG!!! I'd like to give tentative congratulations to 29-year-old Alex Boulet of Staten Island, New York.  Because while I can't guarantee this is a record,  he just might have managed to cram more drugs in his rectum than anyone else ever!

In what may be the most egregious example of bad babysitting ever, a pair of grandparents were arrested on Sunday for drunk driving and child endangerment after police found them towing a seven-year-old-girl in a Hot Wheels car behind their SUV. Seems like something for the ‘Jackass’ crew, not the grade-school set, doesn’t it?

Mother Patricia Krentcil of New Jersey was is in some hot water after allegedly letting her daughter bake along side her in a tanning bed. The little girl suffered burns and Krentcil was charged with child endangerment. However, Krentcil insist that the burn the teacher noticed was from the child playing outside in the sun, and that her daughter was in the tanning booth - but never the tanning bed

Wow, this is one UGLY woman. Wait... that's not a woman! It's an escaped prisoner!

While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped these ten boneheaded scofflaws. One clumsy bank robber shoots himself in the foot, a thief can’t figure out how to operate a door as a means of escape and another gets hopelessly stuck while trying to break into a store. If criminals keep being this dumb, us law-abiding citizens have nothing to worry about. R

A bank robber in London foiled his own robbery by handing the teller his own gun. The unidentified man entered the bank last October with a pair of sunglasses and a flat cap covering his head. He demanded 700,000 pounds from the teller while brandishing a firearm...