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Man Arrested for Having Sexy Sofa Time on the Side of the Road
Clearly this guy misunderstood the phrase "more cushion for the pushin'."
Stupid Criminals
Stupid Criminals
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Man Jumps Into Tiger Pen at Bronx Zoo on Purpose
On Friday afternoon, 25 year old David Villalobos was riding the monorail at the Bronx Zoo in New York. David decided to jump out of the monorail, over a 16-foot fence, and into a 400-pound male Siberian tiger's pen.
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Man Steals Rare Coins Worth Thousands and Spends Them on Pizza
I feel like this guy defines our Stupid Criminals category. A few months ago, 19-year-old Dakoda Garren of Vancouver, Washington was doing some odd jobs at a home in Woodland, Washington.
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Woman Yells “I’M JACK SPARROW” While Attempting to Steal a Boat
51-year-old Alison Whelan of Devon, England was in court this week for an incident that happened last September. Alison was on a two-day drinking bender, and high on hallucinogenic drugs. Alison and a friend were looking for a place to crash.
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NFL Goes 38 Days Without a Player Getting Arrested and That’s a Record
Apparently the longest an NFL player went without getting arrested was 32 days. Seriously how is that possible? The NFL players can barely go a month without someone getting arrested.
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Man Arrested for Beating Up Brother After Losing at Madden
Now no one enjoys losing, but you have to keep your cool. You can't just beat someone up because you lost. This brawl got a little out of hand over a game of Madden this past week.
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Woman Jailed For Failing To Delete Facebook Account
You know it’s a bad day when a judge decides you need to spend some time behind bars because you didn’t delete your Facebook account. Is having a Facebook page now a crime? It seems that if you irk the wrong judge in the state of Kentucky, it just might be.
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Credit Card Thief Gets Hefty Dose of Karma
On Monday night, 53-year-old David Weber of Miami Beach, Florida broke into a car that was parked in a parking garage and stole a wallet.
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Oklahoma Man Arrested for Assault With a Dangerous Tree Branch
An Oklahoma City man was arrested this week after threatening a convenience store employee with a tree branch in an act of 'Botanical Brutality.' Ugh, sorry.
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Woman Attacks Her Ex, Beats Him With His Own Leg [VIDEO]
The Sunshine State's stupid criminal cup runneth over.
The newest addition to the Bat-sh*t Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame is 23-year old Jadian Hatfield of Pensacola, Florida. Hatfield's ex-boyfriend is 25-year-
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Drunk Guy Threatens to Slap Cop with the ‘Nightstick in His Pants’
We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our manhood? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.
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Average, Everyday Threesome Gets Kinky When the SWAT Team is Called
Nothing spices up a marriage like a good bedtime threesome and nothing spices up a good bedtime threesome like gunfire, a standoff and the SWAT team. Hopefully when these people get out of jail, they’ll start making videos.