Taylor Swift had a Marilyn Monroe-like wardrobe malfunction at her show on Saturday in St. Louis when her skirt blew up to reveal what was underneath.

Fortunately for her, what was underneath appeared to be an industrial strength pair of GRANNY PANTIES that were easily strong enough to keep any sexiness locked securely within.

I kid Taylor.  But seriously . . . granny panties on a young, pretty girl are almost a welcome change compared to the tramps -r-us approach preferred by girls like Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen.