Texas Grandmother Smashes Beer Mile Run, Says She Would Have Preferred Scotch [VIDEO]
This is officially the coolest grandmother I have ever seen in my entire life.
We're used to grandma baking cookies, not chugging beer. Well, maybe it depends on what holiday we're celebrating, sometimes Grandma likes to party. Elvira "Vera" Montes, an 81-year-old woman from El Paso, has a liver that is still ready to knock some back. She competed in the Austin 2015 FloTrack Beer Mile World Championships.
Montes finished at 20 minutes and 24.62 seconds. Her daughter came in just behind at 21 minutes and 15.67 seconds. Montes' son-in-law didn't finish. C'mon, man, are you really going let grandma out drink and out run you?
"I'm not a big beer drinker," Montes told the El Paso Times. "I like beer when the weather is real hot and there's nothing else to drink. I'm really a scotch drinker, Chivas if it's available. If it was scotch we were drinking instead of beer, I would have run a lot faster."