Hot Pockets has a wide range of products, and among them are Limited Edition flavors. Though I’ve never seen these in the store (nor have I looked for them), the Hot Pockets Web site shows them as being real. Tobuscus, known on YouTube for his hilarious literal trailers, has done his own commercial for these limited edition products, though I’m betting it never aired. It has knives, a rubber chicken in ice, burning food, and hot girls. You can’t really ask for anything else from an ad.

Would you like to see all commercials look like this?