The Twilight movie series has ended, and those who were cast in the films are enjoying their fame. Not everyone who auditioned got their role, however, as this “lost footage” shows. The video tells of a break-in at Summitt Entertainment, which lead to this Tom Cruise leaked audition tape.

In the video we see “Cruise” as he reads for a number of roles, and does so pretty badly. Could you imagine him as angst-ridden Edward or the fiery hot Jacob? We can’t either. Yet you’ll see it’s not only the male roles in the tape, as he read for a number of parts, only to be told, “Okay, we’ll call you.”

Though the video is a spoof, it makes you wonder if the real Cruise even needs to audition anymore, and what those audition tapes would look like.