The Most Disgusting Habit Is…

According to the poll, spitting is absolutely the most disgusting thing we do. I can understand that, however, some people I have had the unfortunate opportunity to know turned spitting into an art form. I'm not kidding. These guys can hit an ant with saliva at 20 paces. However, it is disgusting, which makes you wonder just how ANY baseball player has managed to marry.

Really???? This is number two?  While it is gross, I didn't know it was that big of a problem.  trust me when I say that I have NEVER been tempted to use someones else's brush.  that's disgusting.  Think about it, where has there mouth been?  What has been in it? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth just thinking about it.

I think this should be higher.  There is nothing like enjoying a nice car ride with the family when, from out of nowhere comes a smell that would gag a maggot.  The kids are passing out in the back seat, the wife is frantically trying to roll down the window, and Dad is laughing hysterically at the mayhem.  Oh wait, maybe that's just me.

Nothing ruins a meal quite like somebody letting one rip that sounds like it came from their toes. Then again, I have heard my whole life that a hearty belch is actually the highest compliment one can pay the chef in some middle eastern countries, but I have been far too lazy to actually look and see if that is true. Also, why do all children, and some grown men think that it's funny?

Actually kind of agree with this.  I vaguely remember reading somewhere a quote from somebody very profound that claimed that swearing was the result of a poor vocabulary.  I will state however, that NOTHING, and I do mean NOTHING, stops a wedding like a loud obscenity. (My apologies to JR, my wife's friend, but, he had it coming)

I personally don't find biting your nails all that disgusting until you start in on your toes, but that may just be me.  Actually, I haven't used a fingernail clipper since the 80's when I was a kid, so I guess I am in no position to talk about this habit.  I do, however, make sure I am totally alone before I start munching on my nails.