When I’m watching football, I like trying to read the lips of the players and coaches. Oftentimes you can tell they’re saying things that can’t be aired on regular TV, but other times they don’t make any sense at all. Bad Lip Reading has taken on the NFL and done a bad lip reading of those players and coaches, and the results are hilarious.

We “learn” that people on the sidelines are planning on burning old men, talking to the vet about pregnant cats, they really want cake, and Peyton Manning brings a magic potion to each game. Yes, it’s the magic of football. Literally.